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Oh, that's them.

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It's nice to meet you. I've heard a lot
about you.

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I have a question for you. Yeah, what?

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Do you consider an outfit inappropriate?

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It's not inappropriate.

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Turn around.

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It's like fully covering everything.

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It is. It's actually fully covering
everything. I actually think it's fine.

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Your ass is not out?

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My titties aren't out.

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You're fully covered. You're fully
decent.

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I think it's true. I also think it's
true, but I'm also not the judge of...

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appropriateness? Yeah, I'm the least
appropriate person in the world. It's

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magic.

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That's exactly what it is.

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You could wear it.

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I could wear it. You could totally. It
would be fucking great. Go.

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Go. Let's get these for you guys.

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Bye. Bye.

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Thank you.

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I've been Casey's friend for forever
now.

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I'm single.

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Yeah? Yeah.

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I'm not.

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But I kinda am.

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I don't know. I'm not single. I'm
just... What? What are you?

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What are you? I'm for the world. Oh my
god.

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You just have too much love. It's not
fair to tap on it. Exactly. You can't

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a tap on it.

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Oh my god. Look at that man over there.

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Hey.

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I am what I am. I'm okay.

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You should talk.

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Yes. You should talk.

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You're single?

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I'm not even single.

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I have been so sexually frustrated
lately that it's like...

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And you're going through that, like,
transition, like, getting dicked, like,

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consistently, and then trying to find
someone to give you, like, a stick.

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Not even, it wasn't even consistent.

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What the fuck?

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We've got to get this girl back.

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Guys, is this, like, an appropriate
conversation to be having right now?

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Oh, I mean, I didn't call.

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Oh, thanks.

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Thanks. So I'm the one who gets the bad
passenger rating.

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Thank you.

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You don't care that we're talking about
this, do you?

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No, no.

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Thank you.

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See, he's cool. He's cool. Okay, fine.

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Yeah,

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actually, I guess the last time I took a
car downtown, the previous passenger

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had thrown up in the backseat.

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And the driver was like, oh, my God, I'm
so sorry.

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Don't sit there.

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What's the worst thing you've done in an
Uber?

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I took one down to Arizona. I threw up
in the back seat. And they were just

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like, don't worry about it. Let me out.
So maybe that's the worst thing I've

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done in an Uber. That's the worst thing
you've done in an Uber?

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That was the worst thing I've done in an
Uber. I've never thrown up or peed.

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Okay, if anybody starts to feel sick,
please let me know because I'd like to

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pull over.

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And I know it's a fact you have peed in
an Uber.

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It was really drunk.

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And it wasn't, like, a lot. It was also
very intentional.

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Have you guys ever, like, done anything
in an Uber?

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Like, I kissed my Uber driver once.

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I did that too.

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And then I was like, ooh, I'm in.

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Wait, wait.

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Why don't you guys kiss each other?

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I like her. I like this one.

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So you two seem to be getting along very
well. Very well. I know.

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Very well.

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You have good taste in friends, what can
I say?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I like her a lot.

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Happy to have met you, by the way.

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I feel like if you get away with
something in a secret tunnel, I mean,

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the car, so I feel like... Yeah.

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I don't think the tunnel was big.

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No. No, no, not really.

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Hey.

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I'm not going to say anything to anyone
else. I don't think he will.

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I don't think that there's, like...

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I think the limit is that we're getting
close to the hotel.

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I also feel like applied physics and
shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'm just saying, like, limits.

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Okay, maybe there is a limit, but I feel
like... I'm

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limitless. I agree with you. You feel
limitless now? You know

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what, I feel like you are right.

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And everything you say is yes, agreed.

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Yep.

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I'm not going to get too zesty.

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Wow,

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I'm really happy that was just your
hands.

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Your life sucks right now.

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I know.

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Your life sucks.

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What was me?

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surrounded by hot women who are just
really just angry and not getting fucked

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enough. And you.

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And you who just, I could never fuck
enough, ever.

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But you're having a lot more fun than
that guy driving on the phone.

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I mean, I'm sure he's delightful to look
at.

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I will.

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But instead of... Are you going to do
it?

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I'm not going to do it.

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Guys, we're like...

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Literally a minute away. Really, really
here. Okay. Put it away.

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But how about we go up with Whitney to
her room?

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Okay.

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I'm down. Okay.

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Let's go.

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Okay. Thank you. Thank you for the ride.

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All right. No problem. Bye.

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What is it? Is it film?

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Yeah.

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Where are my foot?

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Put your feet on the foot.

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Oh, my God.

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Don't do that. No, no.

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Don't do that. I was like, toes, toes.

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Toes on toes.

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It's in the bathroom. Don't lick it.

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Isn't it going to be furniture? It's
just like a decorative foot.

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Yep. I like it.

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Nice. I want, like, all parents in my
house to be like this. To be feet? Like,

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everyone just has to sew on the foot.
Hold on.

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Okay. You look very cute on that foot.

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Thanks.

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Thanks, guys.

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Oh, yeah. I think it's selfie lighting
right here.

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I know. Take advantage of that.

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Yeah.

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You weren't playing around when you
came. Yeah.

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Yeah. You really should.

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This is a hotel room.

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Thank you.

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The mirror space is really nice.

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Yeah. Take a lot of news in here.

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Oh, really?

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Oh, I don't.

145
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Not mine. Not mine.

146
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Never.

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I would never do that.

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We are explaining, though.

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We are. We coordinated. Look at us.

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You can't help it. Once you, like, are
with someone long enough. Yes, you just

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start dressing.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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That was like a short dress for a twerk.
You can just see it like pop up. Or

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like the t -shirt and the thong.

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Go do this, but do this next to each
other.

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I don't know how you guys could do that.

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I haven't. I can't. I can't do the,
like, the inner. The, like, shake. I

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I can't do it. With my heel locked down.
Like, you could do it with, like. Yeah.

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Like, the stripper thing. I can't. But,
like, the whole leg up.

160
00:11:02,190 --> 00:11:03,350
Yeah. I can't do it.

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00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:05,290
Rebound on my cheek. You know what I
mean?

162
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,490
Yeah. Yeah.

163
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Like, sometimes it's, like, little,
like, really tiny butts can twerk better

164
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than me because they just have so much
rebound on the cheek.

165
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Your shorts are helping you out. I know.
It looks great. A little pop.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Yes.

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Please don't injure yourself.

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Yeah,

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I just got out of here.

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I'm going to get this stick nice and
steady for you.

172
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We'll just keep going like that.

173
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You really have the best boyfriend.

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I do.

175
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This is true.

176
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He has a nice dick doesn't he?

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Get it. Get it. Get it.

180
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Oh, man.

181
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Thank you.

182
00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:03,690
Whitney look at me.

183
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Stop. I'm just going to help.

184
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Got it. Oh,

185
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sorry.

186
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:01,800
I didn't know you did that.

187
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Go,

188
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go, go!

189
00:23:25,290 --> 00:23:26,290
Thank you.

190
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:16,500
Good one.

191
00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:46,420
Get it, get it, get it.

192
00:25:40,989 --> 00:25:43,790
oh my

193
00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:49,670
god

194
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,160
Yes, yes.

195
00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:01,680
Go, go, go, go.

196
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,200
So good.

197
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,480
Go. Come, come, come. Go.

198
00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:02,220
Oh,

199
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,800
my God.

200
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,900
Oh, my God.

201
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:11,060
Oh, my God.

202
00:28:12,780 --> 00:28:14,260
Oh, my God.

203
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,560
Oh, my God.

204
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,240
Oh, my God.

205
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,180
Oh, my God.

206
00:28:47,530 --> 00:28:48,530
Oh, my God.

207
00:29:44,779 --> 00:29:47,580
Thank you.

208
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:49,840
Thank you.

209
00:30:24,540 --> 00:30:25,540
Thank you.

210
00:30:55,290 --> 00:30:56,290
Okay.

211
00:31:00,390 --> 00:31:01,390
Goddamn.

212
00:32:21,390 --> 00:32:22,390
Thank you.

213
00:32:59,690 --> 00:33:00,690
It's great.

214
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:35,960
Take those legs open wide.

215
00:33:37,420 --> 00:33:38,820
Get your hands to yourself.

216
00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:41,900
I want to taste her.

217
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:46,320
I just don't think you understand what
we're looking at right now.

218
00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:48,080
Put your legs up. I want to see.

219
00:33:48,380 --> 00:33:49,380
Yes.

220
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,220
Oh, that's gorgeous.

221
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,820
You guys are so fucking hot.

222
00:34:09,100 --> 00:34:12,560
I feel like if you want to taste her,
it's an appropriate job. I think it's an

223
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:13,699
appropriate taste. Yeah, go.

224
00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:18,739
Go, go taste. Go taste. Thanks for
giving us a show. Yes, thank you. Get on

225
00:34:18,739 --> 00:34:20,460
floor. Taste her right. Yeah.

226
00:34:20,699 --> 00:34:21,699
Get it right.

227
00:34:21,940 --> 00:34:23,159
Get that shit right.

228
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,040
Yes, get it right. Let me see.

229
00:35:17,450 --> 00:35:19,750
From here? Let me see.

230
00:35:20,390 --> 00:35:21,390
Okay,

231
00:35:22,610 --> 00:35:23,610
yeah.

232
00:35:44,089 --> 00:35:45,810
Oh, fuck.

233
00:35:50,270 --> 00:35:55,970
Oh, God.

234
00:36:00,370 --> 00:36:04,050
Fuck this. I'm going to get myself to...
I don't know.

235
00:37:08,910 --> 00:37:09,910
Thank you.

236
00:40:12,549 --> 00:40:13,950
Oh.

237
00:40:15,930 --> 00:40:16,930
Oh.

238
00:40:50,290 --> 00:40:52,010
We both do.

239
00:40:52,810 --> 00:40:55,870
I actually think yours may be better.

240
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:24,920
Go check out your makeup.

241
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:26,800
Wait,

242
00:41:28,060 --> 00:41:28,698
let me see.

243
00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:29,700
We'll catch up.

244
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:31,779
Okay, fine.

245
00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:32,780
We're going to go over here.

246
00:41:37,020 --> 00:41:38,840
Oh my God. Let me see your face.

247
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:41,920
Oh yeah.

248
00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:43,580
Oh yeah.

249
00:41:44,340 --> 00:41:45,680
We're all types of sweaty.

250
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,700
You just look like you've been having
sex.

251
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,920
It's not actually as bad as I thought it
might be.

252
00:41:52,180 --> 00:41:53,680
So... Fucked out.

253
00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:59,000
Yeah, but your cat eye is still very
intact.

254
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:07,720
That's what I'm thinking, is that
there's still too much pristine makeup.

255
00:42:08,340 --> 00:42:09,600
I'm not doing a good job.

256
00:42:12,380 --> 00:42:13,380
Pristine makeup.

257
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,180
Your makeup looks fantastic, Whitney.

258
00:42:54,049 --> 00:42:56,530
actually this is fucking good

259
00:43:35,850 --> 00:43:36,850
Go, go, go.

260
00:46:25,689 --> 00:46:26,790
Get it, get it, get it.

261
00:46:54,230 --> 00:46:55,390
Fuck, yes.

262
00:47:03,610 --> 00:47:04,610
Jesus.

263
00:47:08,990 --> 00:47:10,070
Jesus Christ.

264
00:47:10,450 --> 00:47:12,010
Oh my God.

265
00:47:12,290 --> 00:47:13,290
Yeah.

266
00:47:13,810 --> 00:47:14,810
Yeah.

267
00:47:15,630 --> 00:47:18,270
Who wants to be fucked, huh?

268
00:47:18,750 --> 00:47:19,910
Who wants to get fucked?

269
00:47:27,850 --> 00:47:28,850
Seems fair enough to me.

270
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:37,360
Yes, Lord.

271
00:49:05,450 --> 00:49:06,450
Oh, damn, baby.

272
00:49:34,810 --> 00:49:35,810
Thank you.

273
00:51:41,839 --> 00:51:42,839
Oh my God. Oh my God.

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00:52:54,060 --> 00:52:55,060
Fuck.

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00:54:06,540 --> 00:54:07,540
Oh

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00:54:13,859 --> 00:54:18,460
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. Oh,

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00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:34,100
my

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God.

279
00:54:53,330 --> 00:54:55,010
Let me see the makeup now.

280
00:54:56,710 --> 00:54:58,190
Am I nice and fucked up?

281
00:54:58,450 --> 00:54:59,450
Mm -hmm.

282
00:55:07,030 --> 00:55:11,210
Whole new medium to pizza and sex.

283
00:55:11,990 --> 00:55:14,910
It's crazy that you can squirt out
anything in the hotel room you want, but

284
00:55:14,910 --> 00:55:15,910
can't smoke.

285
00:55:18,990 --> 00:55:25,870
Oh, my God. Pouring water in your eye
this time?

286
00:55:26,590 --> 00:55:27,590
I don't know.

287
00:55:28,110 --> 00:55:29,250
I don't know. I can't wait.

288
00:55:29,770 --> 00:55:31,030
What? I poured water in your eye?

289
00:55:31,270 --> 00:55:32,229
Mm -hmm.

290
00:55:32,230 --> 00:55:35,190
Yeah, I went and saw my nose a little
bit. I was like, ooh, sexy

291
00:55:35,550 --> 00:55:36,550
It looked hot.

292
00:55:39,150 --> 00:55:41,970
Almost what I intended to do, but I
didn't make the result.

293
00:55:43,710 --> 00:55:46,310
Your cum smells good. Really? Cool.

294
00:55:49,410 --> 00:55:53,670
That's a new order of words that I don't
know if I've ever heard before. It

295
00:55:53,670 --> 00:55:57,070
smells good, and it tastes good. Yeah,
it's really impressive.

296
00:55:57,390 --> 00:56:03,390
I mean, yeah, some cum tastes good, but
I don't know if I ever think it smells

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00:56:03,390 --> 00:56:04,390
good.

298
00:56:11,630 --> 00:56:13,150
This hotel room is broken in.

299
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Yeah.